No more broken bones or cauliflower ears. No running or tackling. No heavy drinking.
Sauntering with purpose.
A relaxing option for exercise? Suitable for dull men?
In the Telegraph: ‘Rugby as you’ve never seen it before‘.
Rugby dulled down — ‘Walking Rugby’ — OK now for dull men to play?
It still sounds disturbingly competitive. We would need to replace the whistles with polite throat clearing. We would also need to avoid keeping score to prevent victory celebrations.