Termite in Bar
A termite walks into a bar. The termite asks a question. “Is the bartender here?”
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Read MoreTwo fonts, Verdana and Helvetica, walk into a bar. The bartender, when he sees them, shouts, “Hey you two, please get out. We don’t serve your type in here.”
Read MoreA dog went into a telegraph office to send a telegram. The dog wrote: “Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.” The clerk read what the dog wrote and said, “There are only nine words here. You...
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“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”
~ Albert Einstein
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”
~ Edward R. Murrow
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there”
~ Will Rogers
“Slow motion gets you there faster”
~ Hoagy Carmichael
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~ Marilyn Thomsen
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