The race is on our Races page: https://www.dullmen.com/new/races/237-snail-racing.html
Website for the race: http://www.snailracing.net
Snail Groaners:
What does a snail say when it’s riding on the back of a turtle?
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Snails mugged by a turtle:
Three snails were crawling down the sidewalk. A turtle came up from behind and mugged them.
A policeman, when investigating the crime scene, began by asking the snails what happened.
One of the snails replied, “I really don’t know. It all happened so fast”
