- I might turn the toaster settings up a notch
- I only make resolutions I know I will keep so this year my resolution is to eat less celery sure I will manage to do that
- “Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” Mark Twain
- I used to write a list of resolutions every year until I realized that making life-changing decisions between Christmas and New Year whilst under the influence of Grandmas Sherry probably wasn’t a good idea and also far too exciting
- I’m going back to caffeine