Walmart's instructions for Express Lane

We dull men don’t need this sign. We know now to count. We like to count. It’s one of the things we do best.

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r stevens on February 4, 2013 at 12:53 pm

I’m sure I have seen walmart customers with three hands [exclamation point deleted (they’re not allowed in on DMC’s website)]
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Dull Mark on February 22, 2013 at 4:08 pm

That sign looks far too exciting. I am glad I live in London and never have to visit a Walmart store.
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