Dull down by listening to a metronome — instead of an orchestra or other musical group
But don’t give him colored pencils — instead give regular writing pencils — in shades of gray from 9H (light gray) to HB (medium gray) to 9B (dark gray).
Checking batteries is good thing to do. A dull man likes to do right things.
Give him a level and he’ll have a ball going all around the house checking to see whether things are level or not — table tops, shelves, floors.
He might even try it on peoples’ heads — checking whether they are level headed or not.
Socks — and sock accessories
Log Splitting Axe
Calendars — produced by members of Dull Men’s Club
Archie Workman’s The Drainspotter’s 2016 Calendar:
To order from Archie: email@example.com
Kevin Beresford’s Roundabouts of Great Britain 2016 Calendar:
To order from Kevin: http://www.roundaboutsofbritain.com
Book: Dull Men of Great Britain
Amazon UK, Amazon USA (so far available in USA only on Kindle (including Kindle’s app for phones, tablets, and computers); hard copy available starting February 23, 2016)