And now Australia has also been insulted: our beloved Vegemite has also been banned. A dull Australian man’s day just hasn’t got off on the right footing without Vegemite on cold toast for breakfast.

Dull fact: we also have Marmite in Australia. It’s quite popular but not the genuine article. It’s a second-rate imitation made by Sanitarium. Chalk and cheese vis-a-vis the genuine item.

W. Plinge