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Paint That Never Dries

Mixing motor oil with paint prevents the paint from drying.

The scientific background behind this phenomenon is explained here: http://www.ccmr.cornell.edu/education/ask/?quid=1000

Invite fellow dull men over to your house to watch paint dry. Before they arrive, paint the wall they will be watching with paint mixed with motor oil.

Please email us letting us know how it turns out.