Groundhog

Each year when Groundhog Day rolls around we wonder why we celebrate it. We’ve pondered this [dull men like to ponder]. We’ve come up with some possible reasons:

•  It gives Punxsutawnians a reason to dress up.

•  It gives a groundhog a reason to get out of its burrow.

•  It gives the rest of us a break from the hullabaloo leading up to the Super Bowl.

•  It’s a test for our memory — it the groundhog sees its shadow, is that good news or bad news?

•  We learn once again how to spell Punxsutawney

•  A weather forecast that’s more accurate than forecasts by radio and TV stations.

•  It gives radio and TV stations something to talk about.