Diamond NecklaceUnlikely this husband is a DMC member:

A couple were Christmas shopping.  The shopping center was packed.

As the wife was walking along, all of a sudden she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen.  She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.

She became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. 

In a soft, romantic voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”

The surprised wife choked up and started to cry. She finally composed herself and answered, “Yes, I do remember that shop.”

He replied, “I’m in the pub next door.”

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