new years resolutions

Floss more

Clean slippers

Arrange fridge by sell-by dates at least every fortnight

Fill our staplers

Phone mother

Brush our Hush Puppies

Check on slippers

Eat Velveeta, not brie

Drink club soda, not Perrier

I you can’t resist eating Ben and Jerry’s, eat only their vanilla (it’s wonderful [exclamation point removed])

Balance checkbook

Check on slippers