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Floss more
Clean slippers
Arrange fridge by sell-by dates at least every fortnight
Fill our staplers
Phone mother
Brush our Hush Puppies
Check on slippers
Eat Velveeta, not brie
Drink club soda, not Perrier
I you can’t resist eating Ben and Jerry’s, eat only their vanilla (it’s wonderful [exclamation point removed])
Balance checkbook
Check on slippers