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Prarie Home Companion — next week, October 20: Joke Show — “Pretty Good Jokes”

I was listening to Prairie Home Companion yesterday and the repeat today. They announced that next week’s show will have more of their jokes.

If you like the jokes on our Groaners page, you’ll like the jokes on Prairie Home Companion.

Here’s where you can find a station to listen to this program on Saturday, October 20, and probably a repeat Sunday October 21: http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/stations/

“Some Pretty Good Jokes” from a while back are available show’s website:

jokes tile 

A few that caught my eye — some almost as bad as the ones on the DMC’s Groaners page:

What does your father do for a living?


He is a magician. He cuts people in two.


Do you have any brothers or sisters?


Yes, one half-brother and one half-sister.

Why doesn’t the Gingerbread Man wear shorts?

Because he has crummy legs.

 

A pony walks into a bar and says “Bartender, may I have a drink?” 


Bartender says “What? I can’t hear you. speak up!”

“I’m sorry, I’m just a little hoarse.”

 

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”


“Are you sure?”


”Yes, I’m positive.”

 

How long did Cain hate his brother?


As long as he was Abel.

 

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?


They toast the bride and groom.

 

Sincerely (dull men are always sincere, mostly),

Joe Kerr
New York