If you answer “yes” to 12 or more of these 15 questions, you are certifiable as a dull man:

  1. Have you ever had an urge — and you were able to get over it?
  2. Is gray one of your favorite colors?
  3. What are the three most exciting things you have ever done? It’s okay if you list fewer than three. Did you list three or fewer things?
  4. What are the three dullest things you have done? You can list more than three. Did you list three or more things?
  5. When you say hello to someone you’ve met before, do they reply ‘I don’t remember meeting you’, and you reply, ‘That’s okay, I wouldn’t remember meeting me either’.
  6. List the dull places you have visited. Did you list one or more?
  7. Do you like to watch airport luggage carousels?
  8. List the dull books you have read. Did you list more than one book?
  9. Is mac and cheese your favorite pasta dish?
  10. Do you like Marmite and/or Vegemite?
  11. Do you like airplane food (economy class)?
  12. Is Jell-O one of your favorite desserts?
  13. Do you think women should not be allowed in the club?
  14. Does your wife (or girl friend) think you are dull?
  15. Do you know two dull men who are willing to sponsor you?