Thanksgiving — what are dull men thankful for?

We are thankful for:

• Turkey for dinner —  turkey is bland.

• There are 364 days each year (365 in leap years) when we don’t need to eat turkey.

• Boring conversations at Thanksgiving Dinner.

• Bleak weather that arrives in November.

• Color has gone from trees, shrubs, and grass.

• Leaves are everywhere — fun to rake.

• There’s also snow — fun to shovel.

• We are not turkeys.

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