thanksgiving table

We are thankful for:

  • Turkey for dinner —  turkey is bland.
  • There are 364 days each year (365 in leap years) when we don’t need to eat turkey.
  • Boring conversations at Thanksgiving Dinner.
  • Bleak weather that arrives in November.
  • Color has gone from trees, shrubs, and grass.
  • Leaves are everywhere — fun to rake.
  • There’s also snow — fun to shovel.
  • We are not turkeys.
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