Abet and Aid Punsters Day — November 8

Faith Lift

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A day to laugh instead of groan over puns:

  • Sign at the entrance of a rehab center: “Keep off the grass.”
  • Did you hear about the guy whose left side had been cut off in a car accident? He’s all right now.
  • I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang. Eventually it came back to me.
  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  • Why don’t baby oysters share their toys? They are too shellfish.

What’s your favorite pun? If you have one, please email it to us at contactus@dullmen.com


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