“Winter Weather Expected to Dominate Conversations of Boring People”
That’s the headline of a recent article on the Borowitz Report (Borowitz Reporting on Boring):
“I live for days like this,” said Tracy Klugian in Cincinnati. She takes a break from scrapbooking and posts Facebook updates about the weather.
“Blizzards like this are when boring people really come alive unfortunately,” according to Dr. Logsdon of the University of Minnesota Mineral Institute.