An email making the rounds is from a wife complaining about her husband. Apparently she thinks he’s not all that bright.
We’re quite certain he’s not one of us. We know all about instructions. We like to read them; we follow them.
Last night my housework-challenged husband decided to wash a T-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
He yelled back, “OHIO STATE”